May 31st, 2009

Shark Tale



MORBO DOES NOT KNOW WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN! GOOD NIGHT! F.

May 30th, 2009

Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo


Did not see movie in theaters, still demand compensation. F.

May 29th, 2009

Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo


Stupid movie with stupid people and stupid gigolo. Stupid stupid. D-.

May 28th, 2009

The Pillow Book


Different. Hypnotic. Not for the faint of heart. Ewan McGregor nude scene. B+.

May 27th, 2009

Short Circuit 2


Johnny 5 is still alive, damnit! Not as good, for sure. C+.

May 26th, 2009

Short Circuit


Johnny 5 is alive, damnit! Touching, funny, generally good. B+.

May 25th, 2009

NOTE: This is a reprint of the January 10th, 2009 Review.

It is my brother Chas’ favorite movie. Today is his birthday.

He seriously loved this movie back in the day. Happy Birthday, Chas!

Surf Ninjas (Israel, 1993)


It has surfing, ninjas, Rob Schenider. You honestly need more? B-.