May 26th, 2010

Big


Tom Hanks wishes he was big, antics ensue, and so on. B-.

May 25th, 2010

St. Elmo’s Fire


Angst angst angst angst angst angst angst angst angst angst. B-/C+.

May 24th, 2010

Steel


Not sure who should be more ashamed, crew or me. F.

May 23rd, 2010

The Wash


Remaking Car Wash was probably not the best decision Snoop made. F.

May 22nd, 2010

Starsky and Hutch


Over-the-top exploration of the Apollo/Dionysus relationship between Wilson and Stiller. B-.

May 21st, 2010

Reno 911: Miami


Good improv show gets mediocre movie with awesome guest stars. B-.

May 20th, 2010

Shakes the Clown




Won’t bother topping “The ‘Citizen Kane’ of Alcoholic Clown Movies.” C+/B-.